I missed Day One, as you, my brilliant readers, may have picked up on. That was because Day One was yesterday and I was busy. And after I was busy, I was tired.
So. The Killdeer Saga, beginning yesterday, is as follows:
There is a wide expanse of gravel between the kitchen and the girl's dorm. Farm trucks and other vehicles drive across this gravel regularly. And this is the gravel in which a killdeer has decided to build a nest. I noticed it doing its broken-wing imitation as I walked across once; and looked around for the nest - they are astonishingly difficult to see, even when you're very close. So I walked away, and then waited until she (or he - they both sit on the nest, by turns) went back to it. Then I got a rock to put next to it, so I could direct traffic around.
I don't know when they were laid, but Google assures me that they will hatch in 24-28 days, so if they aren't stepped on or run over, they will be hatched before convention. This is good, because it's going to be difficult enough to keep her safe during workdays - during convention would be impossible. Also, she would die of sheer, exhausted panic, trying to lure so many people away. And the eggs would freeze. So all in all, it's good that they will hatch before that point.
I hope they will hatch before that point! Killdeer babies would be much cooler than broken eggs.